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Well this past Friday night was my FIRST strip club experience and I have to say, my imagination was a lot different than what I actually experienced. All this time I thought a REAL strip club was a place for perverted men and homosexual women to go and drink and ‘make it rain’ away all of their sorrows at the expense of an uber sexual exotic dancer who didn’t want to do that line of work, but had no choice.
That is Definitely not the case.
Strip clubs are the new (well ‘new’ to me) lounges, with eye candy for the men and women. It is also a potential date spot and a good place for social outings. Is it a good place to meet someone of substance? Probably not. At least it is not my choice of places to get picked up by a man. Mostly because I’d still think that he has perverted tendencies, but that is just me. Still, the strip club has become a good place to socialize for the perverts and not so perverted.
Anyway, it was a girlfriends birthday and I was invited to the festivities so I went. Once I realized that for all these years my imagination had gotten the best of me and I stopped clutching my [imaginary] pearls, I started to really take in the action going on all around me. I was fascinated seeing these ladies doing their "thang" so effortlessly. It made me realize how vital it is to know the art of the jiggle, better yet, the art of the “booty jiggle” aka the Booty Shake.
Any jiggle of a woman's body, especially the sexual parts, is mesmerizing. More so to a man because it is a huge sexual turn on for him. It reminds men of what they see when having sex, which is the woman's booty jiggling and titties bouncing all over the place. And men, being of the predatory nature, easily become fixated and aroused by these constant repeated movements especially in an implicit sexual manor. This arousal happens regardless of who is doing it, ergo, in comes the stripper and the basis for the strip club.
I myself was mesmerized a few times looking at all the jiggling asses but more so to try and find an answer to the questions that were in my head as to, ‘How do you [the stripper] get your booty to jiggle so much so easily?' and 'I wonder if I can make my booty jiggle like that?'. I had to find out the answers because clearly I was not doing it right. My booty jiggle, or lack thereof, was not mesmerizing anyone.
I needed professional advice.
