Everyday Sex Toys

 OK, say you wanna "Spice It Up" in the bedroom tonight and you want to use some sex toys; new sex toys.  But, because you are not a nympho or shop in the sex shops, like you do Sephora,  your sex chest is very limited.  Fear not!  There is still hope! You can find many sex toy in your home to use on your mate tonight and it won't cost you a single penny.

Check out these items that you can find in most homes and use them tonight!

• Turkey Baster- Use it to drip your fave liquids on his skin, erogenous zones like his nipples, and his privates. Use from cold or hot water to sexy chocolate or  Nutella you name it! Or even use plain 'ol air.
• Swifter Duster- Use it like you would a feather,  all over his body, to tantalize and wake up his skin.
• Spatula- To 'Spanking That Ass', metal or plastic. But use plastic, it is more forgiving.
• Multi- Jet removable Shower Head- (more so for the woman's pleasure)  Find the right water pressure/jet stream and pleasure yourself. [bats eyes]
• Clothing- Like his tie, to constrict him, if he likes it, use for asphyxiation, Soft bondage or as a make shift "O-ring". Or as the good old fashion blind fold.  Or try a thin sock- over that P-ness and message. He'll go crazy wanting to feel your raw skin on skin touch.
• Food/fruits in your fridge- whip cream, chocolate, butter, ice, ice cream, fruit etc. Ice- in small chips (you'll need leather gloves to handle) and the list goes on and on. Make him a human love/sex sandwich. [wink-wink]
• Electric Shaver- (the small one for women), for vibration purposes. Use the tail end.  Place it at the base of his P-ness between his testicles.
• Hands and Feet- The best sex toys or sex accessory in the world! Great for message and stimulation.
• Mouth- Can be used for the second best type of sex there is.

I wonder what other toys there may be in the home? 

Next Stop, Cougar Town!

Well I must say this, the young men are loving me. I have, in the past, been approached by a "young buck" every now and then, but now it seems more the norm than an abnormality.

Where did my twenties go? Where are the days when it was the older men that approached me at age 25. Now I find myself at a point in my life where I'm too old for dating a man in my age range (they want the younger girl) but I am perfect for a young man that needs to get more experience and maturity. 

At first I used to be flattered thinking that maybe it's because I look young but as I become wiser and since I have spoken with a few men I have realized that these young bucks know I am older! Go figure! So, in essence I'm the old chick! I am the older woman who is perfect for teaching the children the ropes. 

Should I be insulted or take it all in stride? And it's not like these fellows are 3-4 years my junior, I'm talking 7-10 years my junior! Holly crap, I thought when I started to do the math. That's like a freshman in college, dating a senior in elementary school! Definitely not sexy. I cringe. And yes I know that the older you get the less significant a few years are but I'm not that old-yet. 

Being His Yummy Girl-What every woman should know to maintain a healthy and tasty vagina for oral sex

It is no secret that I am an advocate of oral sex.  I love the experience but I don't like to perform on my partner when he tastes bad. Matter of fact, no one likes to perform oral sex when their partner is not so tasty.

I originally gave advice, to women, on making men tasty for oral sex in YummyMan the ebook. Now I feel it is only right to give a concise account, for women, on maintining vaginal health in preparation for oral sex.

Being His Yummy Girl speaks to all women and reiterates the basics of what every woman should know to maintain a healthy and tasty vagina. I want us all to enjoy the entire experience (giving and receiving) of oral sex.

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If you have any insight please leave a comment so that we can all benifit from your knowledge.

-YummyGirl '11

Better Sex From Good Money Management for the New Year

I was thumbing through one of my old magazines as I was cleaning and getting ready for the New Year and I stumbled upon this chart.  Which made me think of how it could help improve a woman's sex life.


[I know.] You must be thinking- 'Huh? How the hell can this chart help improve MY sex life?'

Well, have you ever had sex and your mind wanders to things you need to take care of, like a bill that needs to be paid?
Research has shown that [money] financial problems is a 'stresser' in almost any relationship, whether the relationship is with someone you're just dating or your spouse.  Financial problems can affect your sex drive and the growth of your relationship.

As women we are hardwired to constantly think ahead (and connect or fix everything unlike our male predatory and compartmentalizing counter parts) and rarely do we live in the sexual moment for long (we easily get distracted).  Once the distraction comes, then the disconnect from your partner happens.  This, most times, can be interpreted as you being disinterested during sex, which potentially causes conflict is an otherwise good, in the broad scope of things, relationship.

You know a clear mind lends itself to better sex and better orgasms. With one less thing to worry about when you lay down to make love with your partner,  the possibilities of a wonderful (s)experience increases.

So use this chart as a guideline to help you put your finances in the right order and on the right track (alter as needed) for the New Year.  This way you won't have to worry about finances as much in 2011, especially during sex.

Cheers to you and a Happy New Year filled with great-Mind-Blowing-Sex and good money management!

-The Chart was taken from Essence Magazine January '08 Issue.

-The YummyGirl '10

10 Steps to finding your Alter Sex Ego (AKA. A.S.E.)

I have an Alter Sex Ego. Her name is Tasha.  I think that every woman should have one and if she doesn't then it's time to get one.








What is an Alter Sex Ego (A.S.E)? (Pronounced Ace)
Don’t mix up 'Role Playing' with an Alter Sex Ego (ASE). 

• Your Alter Sex Ego allows you to be uninhibited. Your ASE does everything you desire to do sexually, in your subconscious, but are afraid to do in your conscious mind state. 
• Sexual Role Playing is a totally superficial sexual act.  It is tangible to a character, image or action (i.e. A Movie Star, Cat woman, Naughty Nurse, Damsel in Distress). Role playing doesn’t necessarily have your personality traits.  

Using your ASE helps to bring sexual acts to a higher level.  Your ASE also helps put a spark and can cause a fire in a rather boring (sexual) relationship. Your ASE makes this easy because she is an extension of who you really are; there's no faking You. Frequent use of your ASE will also help to increase your pleasure, creativity and sex drive.

If you have an ASE, that’s fabulous! Otherwise, below is a trick I used to reveal my ASE.  Give it a try and reveal yours.

10 Steps to finding your A.S.E (Alter Sex Ego)
(You will need a hand mirror)

1. Set the mood- Dim the lights. Play some soft sexy music. Use some aroma therapy. Pop a bottle of Moscato D' Asti or your favorite sexy drink etc. 
2. Get in the Mood-Pull out all the sexy ‘whatevers’ you have that gets you in the mood. Dance with yourself (that's right not BY yourself. There is a big difference). Making sexy movements of your body to music will get the blood, heart and sex drive going. 
3. Get Comfy- Find a comfy seat or get in a comfy position. Make sure to have your mirror with you. Make sure to hold it away from you so as NOT to see your reflection.
4. Breathe- Close your eyes and take long slow deep breaths. Focus on your breathing for a while to help clear you mind and think of nothing but how sexy you are to yourself and your man. (Continue with this type of breathing throughout the exercise.) 
5. Relax. 
6. Reminisce on the last phenomenal sex episode you had where you blew your partners mind (it doesn't have to be your current partner) and linger in that thought.
7. Think about teasing your current partner- Imagine what you would do to your current partner during foreplay to make his toes curl or cry from the sheer pleasure of you teasing and pleasing him. Think of how you would touch him with your mouth and hands.  Imagine him laying there, at your mercy afraid of how good the pleasure is.  Think of him as horny and helpless, waiting for your next sexual move on him. Think of him needing and wanting you.  Feel him begging, crying and whimpering helplessly but yearning for you sexually. 
8. Embrace your Horny-ness- These thoughts should have you feeling like the sexiest woman in his world right now.  Savor these thoughts and now imagine that he will react the same way, at your slightest touch, when you tease and please him later. (Make sure your eyes remain closed and you continue with the deep and slow breathing.)
9. Ask yourself, What would you do next to really ‘blow his mind’? Relish every detail. Calculate and delight in every touch. Get hot from how sexy you are and how good you know you will make him feel.  (Don’t be Shy. Nobody knows what you're doing but you, so don't hold back.) Now, at the very second just before you're about to make that 'move' and do that ‘special thing’ you imagined, that will make him go beyond crazy, 
10. Name Your A.S.E.- Slowly raising the mirror to your face and then open your eyes.  Look into the mirror at your reflection and say the very FIRST name that comes to you.  

That is the name of your ASE! Say hello to her and become acquainted. Summon her on the nights when you need that extra edge, which is almost every time for me. Matter of fact, since she is there, try her out on your man right now! 
Enjoy!








BTW,  I whip my ASE out only when I am going to give my man mind blowing head. I think my Ex misses Tasha more than he does me.


YummyGirl '10

Taking good care of the P-Ness

Wow! Where was this when I first started learning about loving of the P-ness? This was too good not to share! I don't think I need to say much with this. Hopefully it will be put to good use.

-The YummyGirl '10

Better Sex In The Co-Op

In a city full of co-ops and apartments and other forms of stacked housing, I knew this problem was inevitable.  It was fun while it lasted. I have been lucky for many years up until now. Well like they say, all good things must come to an end right? Not if I can help it.

I've lived in beautiful co-op in gotham. The street is treelined and the co-op building is very clean and quiet. The mortgage is ridiculously low for 1125 square feet and the co-op fee includes everything.  I’ve been there since 2006. I completely love my living situation. 

Recently the co-op board has been accepting applications from younger people like myself.  What sucks is that two of these ‘younger’ co-op owners have become my neighbors.  One above me and one right beside me.  


Now herein lies the problem.  I officially have a case of the 'Noisey Neighbors'. The one beside me, I have already talked to about his noise and that situation seems to be rectified. BUT the worst noise comes from the neighbor above me.  He is loud in general, but he is VERY, VERY loud when he is having sex with the women that he invites over late at night.

I wake up in the middle of the night hearing everything in his master bedroom, which is right above mine. I hear everything from the bed doing the sex dance and the mood music to the grunts, moans, sighs and screams.  Now I am as freaky as the next, but I hate that I am unwillingly awakened by his sexual audio shows. I need to talk to him-eventually. Because I don't want to move. Yes, it is that bad.

I figure that he must not know that there are other sexual positions besides missionary or doggie style out there that are just as effective and wont have the bed doing the sex shimmy shake, or anything else.  I know that I am not the only one that has had this problem. Or, has been this problem. So I am looking out for people on both sides of the problem.  Here are '5- (quieter) sex moves' and '3-must have items' for more private and better sex in the co-op.

5-(quieter) sex moves:

Remember most women prefer deeper and slower instead of faster and harder.

1- Have her, stand on a bed or chair facing away from you and have her lean on your chest with her back.  Use his hands to support her by either holding her at her hips or the under side of her butt. She must use her knees as a spring when you enter her, to enhace motion.

2-Have him sit on the floor, indian style, with his hands on the floor behind him.  Climb in his lap and straddle him while kneeling.  Use his chest and shoulders as your support and ride him.

3-Lie on your stomach, legs straightened but slightly spread. Have him lay on top of you completely with his legs outside of yours.  Close your legs and cross your ankles when he enters you.

4-Lie on your back.  Have him lay on top of you letting his body lay completely on you with his arms on both sides of your shoulders.  Instead of the in and out motion, this position requires a rocking up and down motion from both partners.

5-The good old fashioned '69'.

3-Must have items:

1. The Liberator - It allow for sex to be had almost anywhere and in almost any position and it is padded so if you insist on having hard wood floors it can be done with this piece of furniture.

2. Scratch floor guards for you furniture. Buy a pack from bed bath and beyond or any retail store and put them on the bottom of the legs on your bed, tables and sofa. That way if you want to have sex on other pieces of furniture in your apartment, and you don't have carpeting, the rumbling on the floor will be muted somewhat.

3. Carpeting on everything except closets, kitchen and bathroom.

Hopefully someone will pass the link to this blog on to my neighbor so that I don’t have to have the conversation with him.

If you have any other quieter sex positions or suggestions that work leave me a comment.

Thanks!
MsYummyGirl