Next Stop, Cougar Town!

Well I must say this, the young men are loving me. I have, in the past, been approached by a "young buck" every now and then, but now it seems more the norm than an abnormality.

Where did my twenties go? Where are the days when it was the older men that approached me at age 25. Now I find myself at a point in my life where I'm too old for dating a man in my age range (they want the younger girl) but I am perfect for a young man that needs to get more experience and maturity. 

At first I used to be flattered thinking that maybe it's because I look young but as I become wiser and since I have spoken with a few men I have realized that these young bucks know I am older! Go figure! So, in essence I'm the old chick! I am the older woman who is perfect for teaching the children the ropes. 

Should I be insulted or take it all in stride? And it's not like these fellows are 3-4 years my junior, I'm talking 7-10 years my junior! Holly crap, I thought when I started to do the math. That's like a freshman in college, dating a senior in elementary school! Definitely not sexy. I cringe. And yes I know that the older you get the less significant a few years are but I'm not that old-yet. 

Sex Talk Over Dinner

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We Going to the Strip Club!-The Art of the Booty Jiggle-AKA Booty Shake

Well this past Friday night was my FIRST strip club experience and I have to say, my imagination was a lot different than what I actually experienced. All this time I thought a REAL strip club was a place for perverted men and homosexual women to go and drink and ‘make it rain’ away all of their sorrows at the expense of an uber sexual exotic dancer who didn’t want to do that line of work, but had no choice.  

That is Definitely not the case.  

Strip clubs are the new (well ‘new’ to me) lounges, with eye candy for the men and women.  It is also a potential date spot and a good place for  social outings.  Is it a good place to meet someone of substance? Probably not. At least it is not my choice of places to get picked up by a man. Mostly because I’d still think that he has perverted tendencies, but that is just me. Still, the strip club has become a good place to socialize for the perverts and not so perverted.

Anyway, it was a girlfriends birthday and I was invited to the festivities so I went. Once I realized that for all these years my imagination had gotten the best of me and I stopped clutching my [imaginary] pearls, I started to really take in the action going on all around me. I was fascinated seeing these ladies doing their "thang" so effortlessly.  It made me realize how vital it is to know the art of the jiggle, better yet, the art of the “booty jiggle” aka the Booty Shake.  

Any jiggle of a woman's body, especially the sexual parts, is mesmerizing.  More so to a man because it is a huge sexual turn on for him.  It reminds men of what they see when having sex, which is the woman's booty jiggling and titties bouncing all over the place.  And men, being of the predatory nature, easily become fixated and aroused by these constant repeated movements especially in an implicit sexual manor.  This arousal happens regardless of who is doing it, ergo, in comes the stripper and the basis for the strip club.  

I myself was mesmerized a few times looking at all the jiggling asses but more so to try and find an answer to the questions that were in my head as to, ‘How do you [the stripper] get your booty to jiggle so much so easily?' and 'I wonder if I can make my booty jiggle like that?'.  I had to find out the answers because clearly I was not doing it right.  My booty jiggle, or lack thereof, was not mesmerizing anyone.  

I needed professional advice.

Cheers to a Perfect Dating Summer.

This is the perfect season for dating (Summer) and preparing for the season of romance (Fall).  So to all my 'Daters,' out there, or if you need to understand the art of dating a bit more,  take note of some of these pointers, they may be beneficial.  
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Remember to be safe.


The YummyGirl '11